Joke Of The "In Between Gigs":

So this priest and this rabbi are sitting on the train, talking to each other.

The priest says, "So, Rabbi, tell me.  Honestly.  Between you and me.  Have you ever eaten pork?"

The rabbi looks sheepish, and he quietly admits, "Yes.  Yes I have.  But what about you, Father?  Tell me, honestly, between you and me...Have you ever had sex?"

The priest looks even more sheepish, and averts his eyes.  "Yes."

The rabbi has a bit of a twinkle in his eyes.  "Beats the hell out of pork, doesn't it?"

Album Suggestions

My ongoing pitch is for Aerosmith's Honkin' On Bobo, but my current listening is:

Getting Complicated...

So, as of this moment, Spartakeith shows will no longer exist.  I am now in front of a band called Keith and the Complications (which includes bass, drums, keys, and even SAX!).  I'll be updating this site even more infrequently than before, and focusing my efforts on the new site, which I will be linking to as soon as it's up and running.

In the meantime, fee free to email your requests to the new email keithandthecomplications@yahoo.com.

Our first show will be at The Space (2020 Wilshire in Santa Monica) on Friday April 1 (No joke!).  We go on at 8pm and it's $7 to get in, or $5 with a flyer.

Here's the flyer:

Print it up, and I'll see you there.

Keith